I love theatre but I love horseracing more. So a bit of promised nonsense to rise to the challenge of the Rep's film season. When you have a blog you can post any old rubbish. Roy Hall.
THE DUNSTABLE REP HANDICAP THEATRE STAKES (GRADE ONE) For theatre productions taking place at the Little Theatre, Dunstable during the 2011/2012 season. Minimum rating 150. (Ratings based on expectations, play-writer-director-cast, prior to production.)
1. STILL LIFE (180) Noel Coward (ACT Theatre Company)
Classy pedigree. Sire Alan Clarke; Dam Megan Clarke. Late supplementary entry due to fine form shown on the gallops. Faultless jumper which stays well. Has been clocking very good times on the tracks.
2. PLAZA SUITE (175) Neil Simon (Dunstable Rep – Sept)
Prone to make the odd mistake but finishes its races well. American pedigree and a bit fragile. Acts on any going except heavy and runs in snatches.
3. A CHRISTMAS CAROL (180) Charles Dickens (Dunstable Rep – Nov)
Trainer Alistair Brown has a great record in these races and his flamboyant style is reflected in his horses. This one jumps impeccably but with a tendency to move off a straight course. Flashy performer at best but prone to throw in the odd wobbly. Very good in a finish.
4. CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF (170) Tennessee Williams (Dunstable Rep – Jan)
Another American import which has improved under trainer Chris Lavin’s care. Inexperienced main pilot in this class but gallop reports suggest this won’t be a problem. Prone to sweating.
5. A LITTLE NIGHT MUSIC (175) Stephen Sondheim (Luton Light)
A few setbacks in training but trainer Mathew Orr is determined to get this one ready for its late supplementary entry. Indifferent starter but improves the further he goes. Can cope with all goings and has won on heavy snow in the past.
6. BLITHE SPIRIT (185) Noel Coward (Dunstable Rep – Mar)
Another classy entry with enormous potential to cut it in this grade. Has shown a lot of spirit in training and Joe Butcher reckons it will make all the others go. Subject of heavy gambles as stable staff frantically peddle their bikes to the local Ladbrokes.
7. THE TALENTED MR RIPLEY (175) Patricia Highsmith (Dunstable Rep – May)
Murderously talented but prone to tail flash when under pressure. Second entry for trainer Alan Clarke and has a lot of class. Not the safest jumper and blinkers applied to sharpen her up. Gets the usual filly allowance and it might make the difference.
8. THE THIRTY NINE STEPS (170) John Buchan (Dunstable Rep – July)
Yet to have a run but Bekka Prideaux is very keen on this one. Strong and experienced jockey and subject of some shrewd bets in a very open market.
Betting forecast. 7-2 Blithe Spirit. 4-1 A Christmas Carol. 4-1 Still Life. 5-1 The Talented Mr Ripley. 7-1 A little Night Music. 8-1 Plaza Suite. 10-1 Cat on a Hot Tin Roof 12-1 The Thirty Nine Steps.
Spotlight view: A tricky race made even more complicated by the supplementary entries of Still Life and A Little Night Music. The original film season six all have their merits even if The Thirty Nine Steps has yet to show its promise on the track. Off time is 7.45pm on Friday 13th July and whichever wins it should be an absorbing race. Full race analysis will be recorded here when the final saddles are off and deserved rub downs have taken place. And, boy, do I like rub downs. Roy Hall
The Thirty Nine Steps – Adapted by Patrick Barlow from the book by John Buchan.
The Little Theatre, High Street South, Dunstable. 7.45pm
13th – 21st July 2012.
Tickets £12 (Members guests £10)
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